sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

Here in america, just kidding, we’re too fat and lazy watching bald eagles and american flags on the tv to murder someone

(Source: hashtagugly)

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britstateofmind:

lostly:

””Let’s get something straight. You guys don’t understand my music video. So let me explain it to you. I kiss the sledge hammer to show that I secretly still love the pain. I’m naked to show how Liam destroyed me, I emotionally became “naked and stripped” meaning I’m hurt on the inside. The wrecking ball symbolises a destructive love, hence the song title. (The wrecking ball breaks the wall and I’m left laying in the remaining of it) so instead of calling me a “slut” or “whore” realise I’m trying to tell a story of love that went wrong and destroyed me emotionally”“

amen 

Shut up bitch. lmao

britstateofmind:

lostly:

””Let’s get something straight. You guys don’t understand my music video. So let me explain it to you. I kiss the sledge hammer to show that I secretly still love the pain. I’m naked to show how Liam destroyed me, I emotionally became “naked and stripped” meaning I’m hurt on the inside. The wrecking ball symbolises a destructive love, hence the song title. (The wrecking ball breaks the wall and I’m left laying in the remaining of it) so instead of calling me a “slut” or “whore” realise I’m trying to tell a story of love that went wrong and destroyed me emotionally”“

amen 

Shut up bitch. lmao

(Source: lostly)

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ihopeyouchoke-anddie:

assemble-the-assbutts:

fandom-pride:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

imageWHAT

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

This doesn’t work

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I stand corrected oh dear lord

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Um guys

I don’t believe u ok

Might as well see if it happens

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spunj:

[x]

i know you wanna go fooley cooley.

spunj:

[x]

i know you wanna go fooley cooley.

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nuttymadam:

a-pulse-to-stabilize:

sugarsmix:

ubq:

yo hey everyone who reblogs this gets a pixel thing like thisimage
except with different words based on your blog

sure, why not

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Ok i’m game

im down. dooo eeettt to my blog!

(Source: suuzuya)

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but what if you were brushing your hair with it, and the comb part came off?Immediately de-faced by a comb knife."Bad babe- Use at your own risk"

but what if you were brushing your hair with it, and the comb part came off?
Immediately de-faced by a comb knife.
"Bad babe- Use at your own risk"

(Source: caosmosi)

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mythaxrandompics:

Child soldiers in Vietnam smoke a cigarette together. 1967

mythaxrandompics:

Child soldiers in Vietnam smoke a cigarette together. 1967

(Source: mythax)

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